Shortly after I had my car repaired, the mechanic who fixed it asked me to bring it back. I watched as he opened the bonnet and removed a tool he had left behind. In a conspiratorial voice I said, 'If you were a surgeon, I'd sue for malpractice.'
'Yeah, but if I was surgeon,' he replied,
'I'd charge you for having to go back in.'
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